When should you start listening to Christmas music?

 Christmas music can be listened to as early as SeptemBER. No earlier. You can start listening after september but if you start before the ghost of christmas past will smite you down.

It is immoral to listen to christmas music outside of the -ber months because of the way it is.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk xoxo

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